Tag: Theme Park Day

I Can Be My Own Damn Valentine

In my 32 years on this earth, I have only ever had one real Valentine and even then I can’t really count that. You probably wonder what on earth I could mean by “real” and why I’m not counting it – I will gladly break it down for you. Sophomore Year, High School: I’m dating

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I Think That Reindeer Wants To Fight Me

My to-do list is so mind-numbingly long that you’d think I’d have spent my day off working on it and I’m sure I would have if I were a normal human being I’m sure that’s what I would have done. But I’m not. While I’m not a normal human I am sometimes a smart one.

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