Tag: Random

The Bank Ate My Money and Won’t Give It Back

Whelp. It finally happened. After three years of being a loyal customer, Wells Fargo has managed to anger me. I mean, sure, there was the whole thing with the “our bankers are stealing your identities because of unrealistic quotas that we are forcing on them” but I was mercifully spared from that nonsense. I enjoy

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Sending My Baby Out Into the World One Piece at a Time

Whelp, I did it. Monday I posted a sample chapter from my upcoming book “You’re Doing It Wrong” and the response has been pretty damn awesome. If you’re behind the times you check out “Bad Luck & Hard Love” here. This chapter in particular comes a bit later in the book and introduces the stories

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I Think That Reindeer Wants To Fight Me

My to-do list is so mind-numbingly long that you’d think I’d have spent my day off working on it and I’m sure I would have if I were a normal human being I’m sure that’s what I would have done. But I’m not. While I’m not a normal human I am sometimes a smart one.

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It Is Confirmed: I Am Still A Loser

I found $20 in the dryer today. Well, no so much found since I knew it was in there. Kinda. I accidently washed my pants with a bunch of money in them and the $20 was the one bill I couldn’t find when I half-assed looked for it. Then I forgot it was there. Then

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Just Another Manic Monday

I was totally prepared to sleep in today. I have been writing up a storm lately and it’s been keeping me up late. Last night I called it an “early night” and was asleep by 3am. So there’s that. I was gonna catch up on some sleep this morning but then the cats reminded me

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I Am A Terrible Zombie

Friend: “Hey Josh, how’s the blogging going?” Josh: “Holy crap I haven’t updated since the hurricane everyone probably thinks I’m dead.” *SCENE* I am very much alive and only partly dead. A Zombie if you will. The time since the hurricane has been an insane mix of running around the country, bouncing around theme parks,

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Somebody Once Told Me the World Was Gonna Roll Me

The theme of this past week seems to be “hurry the hell up and wait” which has been the most irritating thing in the entire world. First, let’s talk about that countdown that was going on over at the Halloween Horror Nights web site. A few weeks ago, the HHN web site announced its soul

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I Need An Old Priest, A Young Priest and a Nap

Well hello there blog people! It’s been a solid hot minute since I’ve bothered to update. Not for lack of interesting things to write about but, if I’m being honest, I’m lazy. There’s been a lot going on but not a whole lot at the same time. My countdown to Halloween Horror Nights continues! I’m

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What Are We Going To Do About Danny?

With just 74 agony-filled days sitting between me and the opening of Halloween Horror Nights. Seriously. This is torture. To make things worse- it feels like announcements about the event are moving at a snail’s pace. Granted- I have never paid this much attention before. Last year, I was blindly aware of stuff going on

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