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Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been

Bonus points if you get the title. I was not a fan of March. I wasn’t a fan of myself in March. Not a big fan of myself right now. I feel like shit. Not sick. Just like a giant piece of shit. Let’s start this over shall we? This has been a really rough

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There’s Finally A Magic Band That Matches My Soul

I remember when Walt Disney World first started rolling out Magic Bands. It was the year I moved to Florida and subsequently became a Passholder. Upon completing my sign-up for my pass I was instructed to choose a Magic Band. I was totally opposed to them for no real reason. Part of me didn’t really

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Today’s Lack of Productivity is Brought to You By My Insomnia

It’s is 6:00pm on Tuesday evening. I’ve been awake for three hours. Why? I wasn’t able to fall asleep until around 7:00am. Well hello there insomnia, it’s been a while. Yep. My insomnia is back and it’s doing its best to make my life miserable. Granted, if we’re being real, I haven’t had a good

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I Am A Terrible Zombie

Friend: “Hey Josh, how’s the blogging going?” Josh: “Holy crap I haven’t updated since the hurricane everyone probably thinks I’m dead.” *SCENE* I am very much alive and only partly dead. A Zombie if you will. The time since the hurricane has been an insane mix of running around the country, bouncing around theme parks,

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This Seemed Like A Good Idea Last Year

I have been a horrible blogger lately but there has been so much going on! The biggest thing, right now, is that this time next week I’m going to be up north and FINALLY reunited with Erica after over four long months! This has actually been the longest stretch without seeing each other since she

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It’s Official, I’m A Living Meme

At any given point in time, I am a walking anxiety potato and this week seems to be no exception. After bouncing back from a really bad depressive episode a few weeks ago, I went back into life in full force with a newfound vigor and stupidity. I published a book, got back on track

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People Forget About Wine?

Ok. It’s one of those nights where, at one point, I’m sure I had something wonderful and profound to write but it hasn’t come. Now it’s 1:30 in the morning and I should probably just go to bed but I can’t and I’m watching Saving Mr. Banks. Well, that’s a lie. Saving Mr. Banks just

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Sick on the Couch; or, How I Spent My Weekend

If you happen to be one of the unfortunate souls that watch my Instagram story, you know I’ve been sick the past few days. Well, in reality I’ve been feeling something coming since before Dopey. I managed to fight off the worst of it until after all my races but it was inevitable that I

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Pokémon Go Gave Me Diabetes

It’s been no secret that I am a big fan of Pokémon Go. I’ve been playing it at least once a day since its launch in July, especially with the addition of daily incentives for hitting up Pokéstops and catching a pocket monster. The daily visit to a Pokéstop was actually a non-issue for me

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