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That’s Not Your Boo-Hole Josh!

Sometimes, I’m an idiot. Well, that’s not true. I’m always an idiot. But sometimes I end up doing something so incredibly stupid that I have to stop and take stock of my life and my choices. First I’ll quickly explain what a boo-hole is since it is the subject of my stupidity. A boo-hole is

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A Beginners Guide to Not Being an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights: 2018 Edition

WARNING: There may be some foul language. I can’t be sure because I am just starting to write this but who the hell knows where it’s going to lead. Just in case I go off on a rant that includes foul language- you’ve been warned. If I don’t end up using foul language, I apologize

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You’re Doing It Wrong: Hands

How about a sneak preview?! In real time, I’m on the final full day of my cruise. Hopefully I’m on the pool deck with a drink in my hand and not a care in the world. Reality, it’s 4:26am on the Tuesday prior and I’m sitting here deciding to set up a auto-publish post. It’s

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Trembling Like a Butterfly’s Wings

It’s hard to believe that it’s already June. This year seems to be flying by and moving in slow motion at the same time. Does that make any sense? June is the gateway to summer as they say and I guess that would have been exciting 15 years ago, knowing that summer was coming. That

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Let the Rumors Begin

Some people may think that it’s too early to starting thinking about Halloween and those people would be wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. These are terrible, negative people that you don’t need in your life. Banish them immediately. With the craziness of the holiday season well behind us, the internet rumor mill has already started churning

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In 2018, I’m Done Chasing Love

Hello, my name is Josh and it’s been 241 days since the last time I was on Tinder. I’m very happy to report that I’m not sitting down to write this because I had yet another relapse into the land of swiping. Quite the contrary. Well that’s a lie. I was asked to give the

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A Beginners Guide to Not Being An A-Hole At Halloween Horror Nights

WARNING: There is a fair bit of foul language ahead. Normally I do my best to keep things relatively PG-13 on here but I’m a little bit more than ticked off right now. *The following opinions are mine and mine alone and do not reflect the views of Universal Orlando Resort, NBC or any of

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Room at the End of the World

Life in Central Florida has been pretty damn interesting lately. I came back from my vacation in California to what felt like a waking nightmare in the form of Hurricane Irma. We had gotten word while we were away this Irma was strengthening and heading out way, the first Hurricane of the season for us

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And Now For Something Completely Different

I’ve been laying hints for a while not about something new on the horizon and I guess there is no time like the present to reveal what’s been going on! I’m really excited to announce that I’ve started up my new business venture: 626 Press! For a few months I’ve been playing around with the

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