Tag: Halloween

That’s Not Your Boo-Hole Josh!

Sometimes, I’m an idiot. Well, that’s not true. I’m always an idiot. But sometimes I end up doing something so incredibly stupid that I have to stop and take stock of my life and my choices. First I’ll quickly explain what a boo-hole is since it is the subject of my stupidity. A boo-hole is

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A Beginners Guide to Not Being an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights: 2018 Edition

WARNING: There may be some foul language. I can’t be sure because I am just starting to write this but who the hell knows where it’s going to lead. Just in case I go off on a rant that includes foul language- you’ve been warned. If I don’t end up using foul language, I apologize

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A Parent’s Guide to Halloween Horror Nights

We are just 36 days away from the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando. Horror-lovers like myself are just itching for that opening night, seeing familiar faces and meeting all new ones. It my favorite time of the year and the event that I look forward to the most (right up there with

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Falling Back Into the Basics

Well hello there August, how the heck are you? Like I mentioned yesterday, apparently fall doesn’t begin until September 22 but, considering I’ve already seen Halloween stuff in stores, I’m going to go ahead and call it fall. Which is my favorite time of year. The only thing keeping me from putting up my Halloween

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Lindsey Lohan Would be Pissed

At one point, some unknown time ago, I said that I would not perpetuate rumors especially when it came to Halloween Horror Nights. It turns out I’m a dirty rotten liar. LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS RUMORS! DISCLAIMER: The following is strictly rumor, speculation, and nothing official. Only when announced by the overlords

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Send in the Clowns

51 days and counting until opening night of Halloween Horror Nights 28. But who’s counting? There have been a couple of new announcements since I last update about the event! Late last month Universal rounded out the event scarezones with some surprising intellectual property zones. I say surprising simply because I managed to miss both

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Paraskevidekatriaphobia; or, A Commentary Track on Friday the 13th That You Definitely Didn’t Ask For

It’s Friday the 13th! This is actually the last Friday the 13th for 14 months as the next one won’t occur until September 2019. So for those who get super freaked out by the day, you’re safe for a while! FOR THE RECORD: If Halloween Horror Nights 2019 doesn’t schedule it’s opening night for Friday

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: It’s Gonna Be Totally Bitchin’

My absence from regular updates meant that I managed to fall behind when it came to Halloween Horror Nights updates. For more on rumors and my thoughts on HHN 28 be sure to check out: The World Turned Upside-Down, You Know Nothing Jon Snow, I Guess We’re Talking About Halloween Horror Nights, and Let the Rumors

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Halloween Horror Nights 2018: You Know Nothing Jon Snow

Well, it was one year ago today that we got the announcement that American Horror Story would be returning to Halloween Horror Nights. Naturally, this morning the social media world was buzzing wondering if we would be getting any announcements today and Universal did not disappoint. We got dates! It has officially be confirmed that

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I Guess We’re Talking About Halloween Horror Nights

It’s hard to believe that we’re just about six months away from the beginning of Halloween Horror Nights 28. As of right now I still don’t have my Universal Pass having let it lapse out back in December. I was hoping to rectify this during Mardi Gras when they are running their 15-month promotion but

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