Never Face the World with an Open Hand

I’ve decided that I no longer believe in time. I know that sounds INCREDIBLY odd but if you’ve been following this blog for a while you really shouldn’t be surprised at this point and if you are, you haven’t been paying attention. Everyone in the world is all hyped up about the new year and,

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Freefalling into the Abyss

Well I have some damn exciting news. Are you ready? I’m almost done with my book! I mean, this would all be more exciting if I said I was actually done with the book but I’m struggling with the last chapter that needs to be written and I’m surprised there’s any hair left on my

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Don’t Shoot Me Santa; or, How I Spent the Holiday

We did it ya’ll!! We survived Christmas! It was a struggle to be sure. Christmas Eve sucked. I bartended for the night, kind of. We didn’t have a to-go person on for the night so I was getting the calls and customers. Turns out, for the night, 100% of the people that came to the

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I Am Really Not That Kind Of Bartender

It has been a weird week and I am fully aware that it is only Wednesday. Thankfully, aside from running some training classes, I’m free from direct human interaction for a few days. The last couple nights, however, have been a completely different story and while I don’t normally talk about work stuff on here

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I’m Much Funnier In Cartoon Form

Do ya’ll remember Bitstrips? You basically created an avatar of yourself and inserted it into comics along with your friend’s avatars. The service was around until 2016 when it was bought by Snapchat and shut down to make way for bitmojis. Here’s my little guy: Anyway, thanks to Facebook memories, I was reminded about Bitstrips

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Josh’s Random Gift Ideas From Amazon

It’s fairly safe to say that I spend an OBSCENE amount of time shopping on Amazon. This is primarily because it brings me closer to my dream of never having to leave my house again and still get everything I want. I’m not the biggest fan of going anywhere near shopping centers as we get

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Happy 200th To Me!

Whelp folks, today marks something special for this silly little corner of the internet known as my blog. Well, the day doesn’t really matter, what really matters is this particular post. This is my 200th post! I guess it’s exciting? It is, I think. It certainly has been a journey and I’m very thankful for

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Nightmares Do Come True

Just when the world we live in couldn’t get any scarier, Gaylord Palms Resort here in Orlando has introduced a whole new definition of terror into our lives just in time for the Christmas Season. The resort is known for their holiday festivities including ICE which, this year, features scenes from A Christmas Story built

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That Banshee Stole My Turkey So I Ate Him

So, if ya’ll were expecting a wonderful post about what I’m grateful for today, you are about to be HORRIBLY let down. Instead, I’m sitting here wondering why the hell my neighbors decided it was a good idea to start setting off fireworks on the golf course behind my house. It’s very safe to say

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