Were LEGOS Always This Damn Expensive?

I feel the need to very much point out that nothing about this post is sponsored. I’m writing this mostly because it is 4:00am and this is what’s on my mind. I say this simply because I’m using a brand name a whole lot and it almost feels like an advertisement, but in reality, it’s

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If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say…

It has been quite the week. I have recently discovered that I have simply become a vampire. Not one of those shiny, emo ones. No. One of those “what does the sun even look like” ones. My sleep cycle has complete reset itself to being up until the sun rises and then sleeping through most

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Today’s Lack of Productivity is Brought to You By My Insomnia

It’s is 6:00pm on Tuesday evening. I’ve been awake for three hours. Why? I wasn’t able to fall asleep until around 7:00am. Well hello there insomnia, it’s been a while. Yep. My insomnia is back and it’s doing its best to make my life miserable. Granted, if we’re being real, I haven’t had a good

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Jalapeño Mac and Cheese

So, you’ll recall I received the Influenster Feast Vox Box recently and have been having a great time with it. Tis the season for comfort food and I’m so grateful that Influenster gave me the opportunity to dust off an old favorite recipe and give it a bit of an exciting update! For this recipe,

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The Bank Ate My Money and Won’t Give It Back

Whelp. It finally happened. After three years of being a loyal customer, Wells Fargo has managed to anger me. I mean, sure, there was the whole thing with the “our bankers are stealing your identities because of unrealistic quotas that we are forcing on them” but I was mercifully spared from that nonsense. I enjoy

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Sending My Baby Out Into the World One Piece at a Time

Whelp, I did it. Monday I posted a sample chapter from my upcoming book “You’re Doing It Wrong” and the response has been pretty damn awesome. If you’re behind the times you check out “Bad Luck & Hard Love” here. This chapter in particular comes a bit later in the book and introduces the stories

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You’re Doing It Wrong: Bad Luck & Hard Love

Last night I gave my Instagram followers a chance to vote on which chapter from my upcoming book I should post. It was between what you see here and “Everybody Poops.” After 9 hours of voting it was a VERY tight race but this chapter, “Back Luck & Hard Love” won with 51% of the

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I Think That Reindeer Wants To Fight Me

My to-do list is so mind-numbingly long that you’d think I’d have spent my day off working on it and I’m sure I would have if I were a normal human being I’m sure that’s what I would have done. But I’m not. While I’m not a normal human I am sometimes a smart one.

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It Is Confirmed: I Am Still A Loser

I found $20 in the dryer today. Well, no so much found since I knew it was in there. Kinda. I accidently washed my pants with a bunch of money in them and the $20 was the one bill I couldn’t find when I half-assed looked for it. Then I forgot it was there. Then

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Just Another Manic Monday

I was totally prepared to sleep in today. I have been writing up a storm lately and it’s been keeping me up late. Last night I called it an “early night” and was asleep by 3am. So there’s that. I was gonna catch up on some sleep this morning but then the cats reminded me

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