Category: Pointless Posts

I’m Like the Beyoncé of Books

Ok. Do ya’ll remember that time when Beyoncé was like “I’m gonna go ahead and drop an album with no warning whatsoever?” Well, I just pretty much did the same thing. Not too long ago I got the idea for a book. Not the one I’ve been working on like a maniac. A different one.

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What No One Tells You about Writing a Book

Those who know me well know that for the past seven years or so I have been working on writing a book comprised of personal essays detailing my life experiences so far. A memoir. Originally, when I first started working on this idea it was going to be a series of humorous stories from my

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The Game of Thrones Season 7 Promo Has Me Shooketh

Okay. Clearly nothing productive is going to happen today because every time I settle in to get something done the internet throws something awesome my way. Also, for the record, spell check is telling me that “shooketh” is not a word but I saw it in a viral video so it must be real because

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Life: Unplugged (For the Week)

I guess it’s a staycation? I don’t know how these things work. The long of the short of it is this: I’m stepping away from life for the next week. I have taken the week off from all jobs and responsibilities. No serving, no touring, no blogging: nothing. This is either going to be the

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My Cats Are the WORST Roommates

It goes without saying that I love my cats more than I love most people. My cats are seriously among the best and I will gladly fight anyone that tries to say any different. People that hate cats love my little fur monsters. I was once asked by a guy that I was dating if

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There’s Nothing Wrong With Surprise Books

I am notoriously fond of spoiling the crap out of the people in my life. I love planning surprises (usually without telling anyone) and springing them on my unsuspecting friends and family without a word. One of my favorites was back in January when Andy and I were out at Disneyland. I had booked us

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Never Again; or, the Soundtrack to Your Break Up

Josh’s Note: The entry started its life as a chapter for my book “You’re Doing It Wrong” but it won’t be making the final cut. I didn’t want to just toss it away so I’ve transformed it into a blog post. To give some context to it all, I wrote this following a really nasty

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Be the Aloha You Wish to See in the World

Hello, my name is Josh and it has been four years since I’ve stepped foot on a Hawaiian Island. I am lucky enough to be able to travel all over for work and I will never get tired of the grand adventures that I am able to go on. Back in 2013 I was lucky

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People Forget About Wine?

Ok. It’s one of those nights where, at one point, I’m sure I had something wonderful and profound to write but it hasn’t come. Now it’s 1:30 in the morning and I should probably just go to bed but I can’t and I’m watching Saving Mr. Banks. Well, that’s a lie. Saving Mr. Banks just

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Today I Am a Pod Person

Let it be known that I travel. A lot. I have been lucky enough to have a job that offers me the opportunity to explore the country and visit new and exciting places. Side Note: For those that don’t know, my primary job is as an Anti-Bullying/Social Media specialist. I spend a large amount of

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