Category: Pointless Posts

Lady Gaga Wins Super Bowl LI; or, How to Get Political Without Even Trying

It’s the first weekend in February. That magical time of the year when Americans learn just how terrible there are at roman numerals and two sports teams of some sort prove that Tom Brady has seen his shadow and there will be something about a goat? I don’t follow baseball. I should also mention that

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Sick on the Couch; or, How I Spent My Weekend

If you happen to be one of the unfortunate souls that watch my Instagram story, you know I’ve been sick the past few days. Well, in reality I’ve been feeling something coming since before Dopey. I managed to fight off the worst of it until after all my races but it was inevitable that I

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My Favorite First Date

I guess I need to preface this post with an explanation. For those that don’t know a lot about me, I wait tables part time. It a great source of income to help pay for races and when I’m not touring it gives me something to do. Not to mention it is a great source

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What’s Your Favorite Christmas Movie?

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for a giant goat creature that will DEVOUR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! Wait. What? Ok. So it’s Christmas Eve and everyone is getting ready for the big day. Last minute shopping. Traveling. Cooking. All of it is happening. The

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Pokémon Go Gave Me Diabetes

It’s been no secret that I am a big fan of Pokémon Go. I’ve been playing it at least once a day since its launch in July, especially with the addition of daily incentives for hitting up Pokéstops and catching a pocket monster. The daily visit to a Pokéstop was actually a non-issue for me

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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas…

I like to look at the start of each year as the beginning of a new book and each month a chapter of that book. Well 2016 has been a perpetual horror story with its own series of plot twists that I assume are designed to drive the reader into a madness that defies all

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