Category: Pointless Posts

My Homeowner’s Association Hates the Ocean… Apparently

One thing I’d like the world to know: living life with a homeowner’s association is easily the worst thing in the entire world. The sad part is, I’m in a condo and I hate them, I can only imagine living in an actual house and having to put up with their nonsense. I feel like

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Yes Officer, I’m Aware That We Don’t Put Cats In The Dumpster

So I’m definitely going to start this whole thing off with a meme that has been making its way around the Facebook world over the last week and I pretty much love it- not because I (so far) have a problem with 2018, but I like it because the idea gives you a little bit

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What Can I Improve This Year?

Well hello there 2018! Ya’ll know I’m not a big fan of the idea of resolutions. I find them to be a fantastic set-up for failure. Especially when people start throwing around the concept of “New Year, New Me!” I hate that. When I first started this blog way back in 2015 I talked about

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My Apology Letter to 2017

Hey there 2017. We’ve come to an end and I feel like I owe you a bit of an apology. You see, 2016 really sucked. Like, hard. I feel like you’ll find very few people who may disagree with that fact. Even the people that loved it, secretly hated everything about it. As a result,

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All I Want For Christmas Is the Flu… Apparently

Did Christmas happen? I wouldn’t know. I slept through it. I had the absolute pleasure of hosting the flu virus this holiday season which managed to knock me on my ass from Friday until today-ish. I have done a lot of sleeping but I also needed to work so it made recovery very difficult. My

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Were LEGOS Always This Damn Expensive?

I feel the need to very much point out that nothing about this post is sponsored. I’m writing this mostly because it is 4:00am and this is what’s on my mind. I say this simply because I’m using a brand name a whole lot and it almost feels like an advertisement, but in reality, it’s

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If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say…

It has been quite the week. I have recently discovered that I have simply become a vampire. Not one of those shiny, emo ones. No. One of those “what does the sun even look like” ones. My sleep cycle has complete reset itself to being up until the sun rises and then sleeping through most

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Today’s Lack of Productivity is Brought to You By My Insomnia

It’s is 6:00pm on Tuesday evening. I’ve been awake for three hours. Why? I wasn’t able to fall asleep until around 7:00am. Well hello there insomnia, it’s been a while. Yep. My insomnia is back and it’s doing its best to make my life miserable. Granted, if we’re being real, I haven’t had a good

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The Bank Ate My Money and Won’t Give It Back

Whelp. It finally happened. After three years of being a loyal customer, Wells Fargo has managed to anger me. I mean, sure, there was the whole thing with the “our bankers are stealing your identities because of unrealistic quotas that we are forcing on them” but I was mercifully spared from that nonsense. I enjoy

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Sending My Baby Out Into the World One Piece at a Time

Whelp, I did it. Monday I posted a sample chapter from my upcoming book “You’re Doing It Wrong” and the response has been pretty damn awesome. If you’re behind the times you check out “Bad Luck & Hard Love” here. This chapter in particular comes a bit later in the book and introduces the stories

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