A Parent’s Guide to Halloween Horror Nights

We are just 36 days away from the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando. Horror-lovers like myself are just itching for that opening night, seeing familiar faces and meeting all new ones. It my favorite time of the year and the event that I look forward to the most (right up there with

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Falling Back Into the Basics

Well hello there August, how the heck are you? Like I mentioned yesterday, apparently fall doesn’t begin until September 22 but, considering I’ve already seen Halloween stuff in stores, I’m going to go ahead and call it fall. Which is my favorite time of year. The only thing keeping me from putting up my Halloween

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All at Once, Summer Collapses Into Fall

Is it a curse of getting older that times does nothing but fly by? This year has been going by so fast and I honestly can’t tell if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. In just a few hours we kiss July goodbye and welcome the beginning of fall. Now, I’m not sure

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You’re Doing It Wrong: Hands

How about a sneak preview?! In real time, I’m on the final full day of my cruise. Hopefully I’m on the pool deck with a drink in my hand and not a care in the world. Reality, it’s 4:26am on the Tuesday prior and I’m sitting here deciding to set up a auto-publish post. It’s

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Lindsey Lohan Would be Pissed

At one point, some unknown time ago, I said that I would not perpetuate rumors especially when it came to Halloween Horror Nights. It turns out I’m a dirty rotten liar. LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS RUMORS! DISCLAIMER: The following is strictly rumor, speculation, and nothing official. Only when announced by the overlords

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To Blog, or Not to Blog? That Is the Question

MY VACATION IS COMING MY VACATION IS COMING!!! If I’m being real, I’m honestly really excited about seeing my sister. I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw her and my best guess is that it was sometime around November of 2015. I would like to pretend there’s no way that could be right

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Send in the Clowns

51 days and counting until opening night of Halloween Horror Nights 28. But who’s counting? There have been a couple of new announcements since I last update about the event! Late last month Universal rounded out the event scarezones with some surprising intellectual property zones. I say surprising simply because I managed to miss both

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Packing for A Cruise; or, A Random Tirade About Fashion

With just three days to go until we set sail on our cruise, I decided it was time to actually start considering the idea of perhaps entertaining the thoughts of probably packing. I have always been a master procrastinator when it comes to packing. Having spent the last ten years on the road for work,

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Bermuda, Bahama, Come on Pretty Mama

Announcement time? I’ve been keeping it somewhat under wraps for no real reason but I’m excited to say that I am just seven days away from a vacation! Even more exciting is that I’ll be going on this trip with my OG partner in crime, my sister Shannon! This is easily the most last minute

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Paraskevidekatriaphobia; or, A Commentary Track on Friday the 13th That You Definitely Didn’t Ask For

It’s Friday the 13th! This is actually the last Friday the 13th for 14 months as the next one won’t occur until September 2019. So for those who get super freaked out by the day, you’re safe for a while! FOR THE RECORD: If Halloween Horror Nights 2019 doesn’t schedule it’s opening night for Friday

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