None of this is Really All That Interesting

Well hello there world, it has been a hot minute. I ended August and began September sick as a dog. First, I thought it was allergies and then it morphed into strep throat because I get strep like it’s my damn job. It’s at the point where I’m considering getting my tonsils removed because I

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Becoming a Backstreet Boy and Making Out With Dolphins

It’s been just under a month since I went on my 3-night cruise to the Bahamas and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t paying regular visits to the Royal Caribbean web site in an effort to plan my next escape. Frankly, if I had the money I’d jump on one of the fall

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Barbara Holland is the Reason I Don’t Sleep At Night

I’m not going to say I’m addicted to Stranger Things but it most certainly is the reason I’m awake at 1:30 in the morning writing this post rather than sleeping like a normal human being. Ever since it was announced that Stranger Things would be coming to Halloween Horror Nights, I’ve been promising that I

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: The Poltergeist Curse

Is it possible that a movie could be cursed? How about an entire series of movies? These are the questions that seem to come up whenever you talk Poltergeist with any die-hard fans. Matter-of-fact my initial reaction to the announcement that 1982’s Poltergeist would be coming to HHN 28 was “oh this won’t end well.”

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A Parent’s Guide to Halloween Horror Nights

We are just 36 days away from the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando. Horror-lovers like myself are just itching for that opening night, seeing familiar faces and meeting all new ones. It my favorite time of the year and the event that I look forward to the most (right up there with

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Falling Back Into the Basics

Well hello there August, how the heck are you? Like I mentioned yesterday, apparently fall doesn’t begin until September 22 but, considering I’ve already seen Halloween stuff in stores, I’m going to go ahead and call it fall. Which is my favorite time of year. The only thing keeping me from putting up my Halloween

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All at Once, Summer Collapses Into Fall

Is it a curse of getting older that times does nothing but fly by? This year has been going by so fast and I honestly can’t tell if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. In just a few hours we kiss July goodbye and welcome the beginning of fall. Now, I’m not sure

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You’re Doing It Wrong: Hands

How about a sneak preview?! In real time, I’m on the final full day of my cruise. Hopefully I’m on the pool deck with a drink in my hand and not a care in the world. Reality, it’s 4:26am on the Tuesday prior and I’m sitting here deciding to set up a auto-publish post. It’s

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Lindsey Lohan Would be Pissed

At one point, some unknown time ago, I said that I would not perpetuate rumors especially when it came to Halloween Horror Nights. It turns out I’m a dirty rotten liar. LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS RUMORS! DISCLAIMER: The following is strictly rumor, speculation, and nothing official. Only when announced by the overlords

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To Blog, or Not to Blog? That Is the Question

MY VACATION IS COMING MY VACATION IS COMING!!! If I’m being real, I’m honestly really excited about seeing my sister. I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw her and my best guess is that it was sometime around November of 2015. I would like to pretend there’s no way that could be right

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